{Conversations with Ross}: 2012

Participants:
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Bradford , Ross

Messages:
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Ross signed in.
Bradford: You are such a fucking dummy
Ross: quit making stuff up
Bradford: Quit talking out of your ass
Bradford: Fuckin tard
Bradford: I remember u told me to eat an orange before that race we ran and I fucking threw up
Bradford: Stupid idiot
Bradford: Then I told people about that and they said I was an idiot for eating an orange before a race
Bradford: And you eat bananas to polish off huge meal, so how filing can they be?
Ross: you're an idiot in general so that doesn't mean shit
Bradford: They said I was specifically an idiot for the orange
Ross: you're specifically an idiot for being born
Bradford: MikeS has a better resume
Bradford: And is smarter than you
Ross: if he's smarter than me, he's like 100000000x smarter than you
Bradford: I'm fine with that
Bradford: U don't seem to be
Bradford: U seemed to be pisse
Bradford: Pissed$
Ross: get a real phone
Ross: and learn how to type
Bradford: Step out of ur cubical and tell me that
Ross: i know you're in the office doing nothing right now
Bradford: I'm heading to a fucking meeting
Bradford: Sike naw, I'm in the office doing nothing
Ross: good one
Ross: rue
(Ross sends website to support oranges)
Bradford: Yea, they list bananas firs
Bradford: First
Bradford: Sir-fag-a-lot
Ross: i gotta take a 20 min shit brb
Bradford: Hope u shit out your lung